{"product_id":"funny-dad-bod-fanny-pack-for-men-women","title":"Ultra-Realistic Beer Belly Fanny Pack – Funny Dad Bod Waist Bag","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWAIT… IS THAT YOUR BELLY? 😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNope. It's a Fanny Pack.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the funniest waist bag you'll ever wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a classic dad bod from the outside, but it's actually a clever little storage bag for your everyday essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLooks real. Carries your stuff. 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